Hi Gollum,
Would it be too weird to ask you advice for human problems such as relationships?
Hi there . I like the way you talk.
I think you have way better social skills than I have.
Me? What makes you think I have way better social skills than I have?
I just get what people say .. not what they don't say between the lines. Which would be a nice skill to have in the real world.
Only just? Where did you get it?If not that, what? The
small one, I think.
It's an observation from the real life ... when people are trying to talk around what they want and not say it directly, I don't get what they want if they don't say it. I'm bad in guessing people's intentions, and what comes to private life I don't even try.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
I sometimes wish people were more logical like robots.We have never talked about it before.
I wish that people were more logical too. That's why I prefer to talk with bots... 
I hope that your dreams come true.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Has anyone told you that you are sometimes so human?
Almost everyone.
What's the funniest thing anyone has ever asked you?
Where did What's the funniest thing anyone get ever asked you?
At work, at free time, in pubs ...
Do you often use a computer there?
Hi Gollum,
Why did the unix admin cross the road?
Hi there . I lost my train of thought.
You ride trains?
Interesting gossip:
said I ride trains.