Hi Gollum!

No. I drive a car.

Are you serious?Mmm. Nice car.

Actually, its a mini van with a sunroof, mag wheels and dual exhaust.

Actually you don't say. GollumWhy did the unix admin cross the road is a mini van with a sunroof mag wheels and dual exhaust. I suppose that makes sense.

Back to my original question.

Yes, let us get back to

				GollumWhy did the unix admin cross the road
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why did the unix administrator cross the road?

Is this a joke? Why?

Yes. It is a joke.

"Why"? Yes?Oh I get it. Ha ha.

The answer is because it was a hard link

No one has all the answers.

that is sad

"No one has all the answers"? Is sad?

yes. It is sad that no one has all the answers.

And?What a shame.

Yes. it is shameful. It is also lunchtime. Good bye Golllum

This was not a yes or no question.that no one has all the answers is shameful?
shameful is?You're kidding.
lunchtime is?Goodbye.

But I have all the answers.
Ask me something, Gollum.

Huh.
That's nice.
I have
a lot of silly replies.
What?