Ok, im brand new to this whole thing, well nearly, but all i wanna know and do is scripting, WHAT DO I DO?!
I would suggest that instead of "jumping" to scripting straightaway try to get a grep(read grip!) of things in unix -the very basics .
Good luck;-)
Or you could spend $20. and some change and get this book:
which I think is a great book for a beginner to UNIX because it takes you from your first login to some pretty advanced shell scripting --teaching you tons of good commands along the way. I think you'd get a lot out of this if you're willing to work through some frustration.