I think i can consider myself as /dev/zero because my unix skills sucks. lol
/usr/bin/sleep because I feel sleepy right now 
/bin/find , because in my family I am the one who is supposed to know where all the stuff is that someone has misplaced. :rolleyes:
/usr/bin/clear
Because my missus always says that I am empty headed... ;oD
You would find me in /usr/old/
Ich bin der Geist, der stets verneint!
Und das mit Recht; denn alles, was entsteht,
Ist wert, da� es zugrunde geht;
Drum besser w�r's, da� nichts entst�nde.
So ist denn alles, was ihr S�nde,
Zerst�rung, kurz das B�se nennt,
Mein eigentliches Element.
I am the spirit, ever, that denies!
And rightly so: since everything created,
In turn deserves to be annihilated:
Better if nothing came to be.
So all that you call Sin, you see,
Destruction, in short, what you�ve meant
By Evil is my true element.
(Mephistopheles in Goethes Faust. The First Part of the Tragedy.)
I am /bin/false .
bakunin
definitely /dev/urandom
I've bin/nice now usr/info it
I'm a good listener (no network pun intended) and outside paid work I am /rev/console with those struggling with bereavement and other difficulties. I do like to /usr/share both here and with others, however as a gentleman, I'm not into /usr/share/man. An I/O conflict there......
Robin