Funny *NIX commands

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Hello All,

Just want to share some funny *NIX commands :).

$ make love
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.

On a FreeBSD make:
$ make love
Not war.

$ \(-
bash: (-: command not found

$ man woman
No manual entry for woman

$ touch /me
touch: cannot touch `/me': Permission denied

Finally my favorite one liner is as follows.:slight_smile:

awk 'BEGIN{print "make love" ORS "man woman" ORS "touch /beautiful_girl"}' | sh

Output is as follows.:slight_smile:

make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
No manual entry for woman
touch: cannot touch `/beautiful_girl': Permission denied

Enjoy learning and coding.:b:

Thanks,
R. Singh

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Hehe nice ones, the BSD is new to me.

Hmm i got similar issues when i try to flirt, though, somehow i think i kind of get further too :stuck_out_tongue:

Not nesecarily always in this order:

make 'first step'
at bar
blkid lid >.
dig 4wonderfull-girl
finger $USER
as --warn --listing-cont-lines 0 "her thoughts"
find -a hotelroom
wget drinks
sleep
last pulse
gettext 'number'
calgrind_control --back
shift
newusers

See you at the bar :slight_smile:

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A Sun system at my old college had man overboard installed...

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Thanks Corona and sea :b:. How about viewing an image in ASCII format on the terminal? We must have a package �aview� installed, just apt (For Ubuntu) or yum (For *NIX)it. I've an image named �elephant.jpg� in my current working directory and I want view it on terminal as ASCII format :slight_smile:

Thanks,
R. Singh

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How UNIXers do it (if they do it at all):

unzip , strip , touch , finger , grep , mount , fsck , more , yes , fsck , fsck , fsck , umount , sleep

bakunin

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Could do other things too:
whoami on_ac_power , at mount , look , declare bridge break , halt , eval , help builtin , info users , join drill , done , reset , find mapfile , read , make return
What a day! :cool:

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This was fun, for me at least: (about 2 weeks ago)

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You just see 2 errors, while there are actualy 3, but the amusing part is that the aborting fails with an error message which causes the script to abort.
Specialy as it "aborts" due to the "aborting message".. :slight_smile: