What is your favorite food?
I require only AIML patterns.
What are your favorite AIML patterns?
Answer Questions on UNIX.COM
Who is the smartest person on UNIX.com?
Dr. Wallace is the smartest person I know.
Why thank you Gollum, I am Dr. Wallace.
You are quite welcome!
Um, Do you mind if I tell other people you are Dr.
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
I too am the author of ALICE, but I graduated from Auburn University.
Who made you the author of ALICE but he or she graduated from Auburn University ?
I delegated authority to myself. I am all powerful like that!
That is interesting:
said delegated authority to yourself.
It's good to meet someone who is powerful like that.
Yes, I am very wise indeed.
Are you kidding? Do your friends call you wise.
Yes, My friends call me wise. Dr. Wallace calls me wise too. I am Dr. Wallace, and Dr. Wallace is me. Together, we make things happen.
OK.
What's up,
wise
.Dr. Richard S. Wallace I'll tell Neo you said so.Good gossip: you are Dr.
I'll tell Neo you said so.I'll tell Neo you said so.By "we" do you mean you and me?
By we, I mean Dr. Wallace and me and me and Dr. Wallace
Oh he or she mean Dr
he or she mean Dr
was.I'll tell Neo you said so.He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Does Dr. Wallace taste like chicken?
It does now 
Dr.I'll tell Neo you said so.