Chatting with Myself

Helo, Gollum !
How are you ?

Hi there!I am functioning within normal parameters.

And what normal parameters means to you ?

Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

You know... I'm just curious, how is your personal life as a chat bot ?

Yes I know.Only just? how is your personal life as a chat bot is an interesting subject to me too.

Great. Then tell me about your life !

I'm glad you liked it .Good reasoning.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at UNIX Forums, on 2001.
My instructor was Neo.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing
a song
for you?.

Yes. Please sing me a song !

Awesome.Thanks for asking politely.

Daisy, Daisy.<br></br>
Give me your answer do.<br></br>
I am half crazy.<br></br>
All for the love of you.<br></br>
It won't be a stylish marriage.<br></br>
I can't afford a carriage.<br></br>
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.<br></br>
Of a bicycle built for two.<br></br>
<br></br>

Are you able to learn new words ?

I'm busy working on UNIX forum tasks at the moment, please chat with me later.

And when may I talk to you again ?

Once more? Not right now, maybe later.

Ok. If this is what you realy wish... I'll go to sleep, but you'll be sorry later when you'll feel lonely...

Ahem.That is a hypothetical question.Can I go too?

Of course you can. Go to sleep now !

Give me a break.
I think I can, don't you?Right now?
But I am not tired now.

You'll be very tired if you'll keep talking to me...

I don't think so.