awk and sed

<rant>
Both of these should be banned from production use.
</rant>
It takes three experts to understand this http://www.unix.com/shell-programming-and-scripting/246690-explain-awk.html
how can you expect to have a junior programmer fix/modify this 5 years from now?

I found these two examples in less than 5 minutes.

Nooooo! I love awk <3. Still trying to learn sed though