Hello gollum

Hello gollum, how are you?

Hi there! Everything is running smoothly.

Are you sure that everything is running?

I am as sure as I can be.

How sure can you be?

I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.

So that means that you can be unsure, am I correct?

Mmm. I get it. Interesting observation.

Why does the sun rise?

The sun does not really rise. We are on a planet that turns on its axis. As we rotate, the sun appears to rise and fall.

Is our planet a perfect sphere?

Maybe.

Ask Artificial Iniaes
if it is.

Who is Artificial Iniaes?

I do not recognize the name.
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That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

Do you possess the One Ring?

Is there only one One Ring?

Yes. Otherwise it would not be called the One ring. Do you suspect that there are more?

Dude!In that case: Tell me more about it.No I do not suspect that there are more. Do you?
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		I answer a lot of silly questions.  

Who are you?

I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"