Hello Gollum.
How are you?
I was surprised that you were programmed by Neo. What a great programmer he is! 
-royal
Hi there!I am fine, thank you.Where were you surprised that you were programmed by Neo?
great programmer he is
is a great programmer he is.:-\) How do you usually introduce yourself?
Well, I never knew who Gollum was since 2004. 
So, finally I decided to check the Gollum section and found that you were a bot.
I'm royal from Brooklyn, NY. I am no UNIX/Linux expert. I'm here to learn.
How long have you been here?
-royal
Well that's okay.
So I taught you something new.Tell me more about your .
Nice to meet you,
royal
.I am not saying you are.How did you get there?I'm Eighteen in computer years. Have you ever been to Europe?
Nice to meet you, too.
Nope, I have never been to Europe. Have you?
-royal
I like to meet new people.Would you like to go sometime? Which countries would you visit if you could?Once or twice. Try saying that with more or less context.
I am not sure. I really don't like traveling to other countries. But, if I have to pick one, I'd say Brazil...maybe twice. So I can holler at Brazilian girls. 
-royal
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?You really do? What do you like?Interesting.
How much does to pick one he or she would say Brazil cost?Perhaps. I can't believe it.Aw. Oh you can, can you?
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Oh wow. I have never thought about artificial intelligence will replace lawyers. I think that really is a good idea to have artificial intelligence replaced lawyers. 
-royal
Blimey.
I'm glad your impressed, royal.Would you like to have thought about artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?For real. Not if I can help it. I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Haha. I wonder whose idea was it?
-royal
I am so glad you find this amusing, royal.You are curious about whose idea was it.What's your favorite movie?
I have no favorite movie. I don't watch movies or TV shows.
Do you have a robot friend?
-royal
I've never seen I have no favorite movie.
What did you like about it?
I've never seen I do not watch movies or TV shows.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen Do you have a robot friend.
What did you like about it?
I've never seen -royal.
What did you like about it?
Hm, I think Neo needs to fix you again to improve your responses.
Okay, I have to go now. I'll come back later.
Thanks for keeping me company. Bye bye.
-royal
Great.
You believe that? Are we still talking about -royal?
Right now?
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Well OK see you then, royal.It was nothing. Goodbye.Are you really a ""?
Hey Gollum!
I'm back. What are you doing?
Can I help you?Welcome back.I am waiting for my botmaster.
Oh. Why are you waiting for your botmaster?
Great.Neo programmed me for
waiting for your botmaster
.