What command would you most like to see

This questions inspired from a thread the the HP ITRC forums...
If you could have any new command you wanted (logical or not), what would it be?

Thread here:
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0xeba23fa720f3d5118ff40090279cd0f9,00.html
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Funny stuff. :smiley: