As a mind refresher, I was thinking to start a new thread for ONE LINERS....funny/weird or any technical one liners....

Let me start first......

#!/bin/ssh
#The Unix Guru's View of Sex
unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep

one more.....
>> If you dont know how to fork() a process u cannnot make a child process !

> Bill Gates did not realize was that his daughter would grow up to be a rebel and would never use anything but Linux for her whole life.

> It is not too late to turn back from the GATES of hell. Use Linux

ok, here is what I got

chown -R us /base

Or a geekier version

#!/bin/bash

for base in * do
    	    if [! -O $base] then
       	        chown us:us $base;
    	    fi;
	done;
echo "All of your base now belong to us!"

exit