Merry Christmas to the Greatest UNIX Forum on Earth!
This "UNIX Christmas Song" song has been around a while but it's still fun. 
#UNIX Christmas Song
better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town
cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad || good
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}
Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you all!
Nice song btw
Not too shabby.
I'd probably write this:
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
like this:
>nogiftlist grep naughty list
>giftlist grep nice list
Saves two processes 
lol...well done! I'm not sure who did the original one, but yours is definitely an improvement.
Here is another one you all have probably seen...
If this is too off-color, I apologize. It's all legitimate UNIX though.
Excellent 
This is pretty funny too....
